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Epic Mushroom Man Goes Beserk After Cops Try To Stop Him Selling (by Penetrantzius)

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Maria Montenez-Colon desperately wanted police officers to pat her down, turn her around and ride her a** all the way to town.
The 58-year-old drunk woman called 911 Friday evening and said that she wanted her Corvette back. A police officer arrived at the scene a short time later and immediately noticed Montenez-Colon was wasted.
According to the report, the woman told the officer that he was sexy. She then asked if he was married, and that’s when things started to get interesting.
“I haven’t been penetrated in years. I am so horny.” She told the officer, practically begging him to take her right on the porch. However, despite having a lonely 58-year-old woman throwing herself at him, the officer managed to stay professional.
He tried to move the conversation back to her original complaint about the Corvette. “What can I do for you?” He asked the woman, which was clearly the wrong question to ask.
“You can [expletive] me.” She replied as she tried to rub his chest. The officer left, but was called out again less than an hour later. Maria allegedly complained that the officer who responded to the original call pissed her off.
So, the original officer and another officer went to her home again. Maria told the second officer the following…
“He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”
After being rejected for the second time in less than an hour, Maria was arrested for misusing the emergency line. This was her fifth arrest since the start of 2013.
Poor lady. That officer could have at least shoved his nightstick up her vagina.
Source: Gawker

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